Assholery

An act a person has done to be an asshole.

Emily took my last drink, her assholery has pissed me off!

by Rhys with influence of Jay October 14, 2019

Ass Hauler

n. One who has to haul a lot of newbs to victory on halo, WoW, or any other multiplayer online game.

Man I hate being an ass hauler in Halo 2 all the time...

by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

assholery

Acting in a foolish manner that is more than a little crass. A grown up version of tom-foolery.

I am tired of those guys and their constant assholery

by kenbo raelian January 20, 2004

asstaculer

1. horrible 2. like ass 3. see asstastic

Dude, that cafeteria food is asstaculer.

by assface February 14, 2003

Assholership

A leadership position obtained by force or marked by flagrant asshole behavior and blatant disregard for facts, advice, or common courtesy. An assholership is a dictator-like position where all reasoning is attributed to "my way or the highway" or "because I said so".

This new boss just ignored everything I had to say about the new project - he's running a total assholership up there.

by LexiconDreams May 14, 2018