assachingness

The quality of being a pain in the ass- literally.

Behold, such seats of assachingness as we find in this humble venue.

by jimbosaurus May 27, 2009

Social abseiling

The opposite of social climbing, when a person of privilege "let's themself go" to attain gravitas and attention.
(Reverse aspiration)

Pete Doherty maintains notorioty by continuing his trademark social abseiling .

by Oskar Prince June 16, 2019

Assasing

Verb: Assasing. Pronounced ASSassING.
An activity you have no choice to partake in when a girl or guy falls in love with you, The catch is that they live 10+ Miles away from your current address. These girls and guys are known to..

A. Post on your wall everyday.

B. Ask you out all the time.

C. Troll any pages you have on Facebook.

D. Try and get your attention on a regular basis.

E. Uses words or phrases that you use alot.

F. Makes you sandwiches and does the laundry.

In any of these cases you may then take out and use the emergency word "Assasing"...

"If you live 10+ miles away from me, please... Don't pretend to fall in "love" with me and don't cover me in sweet words. Such thing doesn't exist. Want to be friends? Good. More than that? -.- I could be an assasing rapist and you wouldn't even know."

by KTCAD<3lol December 29, 2011

Absailing

To lean backwards with your thumb in your butthole when stoking your cock in the other.
If done properly with the correct timing, it looks like you are repelling down a cliff.

Absailing: the way to reach the peak without climbing the mountain

by Smegal69 August 17, 2022

asspiring

verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.

I was an asspiring writer once.

by Rhiana October 26, 2007

Assanging

(v). To excrete (perspiration, moisture, etc.) through the pores of the skin following an evening of extreme partying.

"This sweat is assanging down my back."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Abseiling

The sex act of wanking yourself off while fingering your asshole.

Hey bro, where's Phil?

He's at home abseiling again.
That cunts fucked, let's go surfing!

by boshev February 10, 2018