Angus

“A person that will fake cry so he can flirt and get sexually close to girls”

“Did you just flirt with that dead guys girlfriend, wow your such an Angus”

by Jake and Kayden April 9, 2019

angus

angus is to be angry or crazed.

Geez that fool's getting angus!!!

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

Angus

Angus is a piece of fucking shit. He speaks like an autistic person and gets a detention everyday. It is clear that Angus does not have any friends, but sometimes people act like they are friends with him to boost his self confidence. It really does suck to be an Angus. He is mostly gay and sometimes down syndrome. Angus does things for clout like pulling his pants down and humping tree's but no one laughs and he ends up looking like a fool.

"Hey, do you know Angus?"

"Yeah, he is a bit of a loser."

"Yeah it really does suck to be him."

by deathernater22 March 18, 2020

Angus

short and gets rejected by every girl, a fat simp and very very gay!

angus is mega gay and a simp

by its_rumane-fam March 5, 2020

angus

a guy who deep throats big monster cocks.
he eats cum of a dogs dick
and off female dogs vaginas.

dammit is he eating damn cum again that Angus boy

by my pussyslayer March 10, 2017

Angus

1. Noun. Idiotic (Australian) politician with a disproportionate sense of entitlement who self-praises at any opportunity.

2. Pronoun. Idiotic (Australian) politician with a disproportionate sense of entitlement who self-praises at any opportunity.

2. Verb. Congratulating yourself online using your alt. social media account and becoming a national/international laughing stock.

1. 'My local MP is such an Angus.'
2. 'Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.'
3. 'I am a national laughing stock. The other day I Angused myself and now my FB page is flooded with half a million Australians taking the piss out of me.'

by Antipodean Reprobate May 5, 2019

Angus

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
If you slap my thy
I shall suspend you.

"ARRRRRRRGH JACK SLAPPED MY THYYYY" Yelled Angus.

by tubbbusz October 30, 2018