psychotic amazon

an oversized female, fat boned by nature and won't be able to lose weight even with updated medical resources; female with psychotic and suicidal tendencies because she cant handle rejection and caught up in a swindel of lies because she is a fat,unintelligent,whore,slut,bitch.

i pitty that johanna franco girl because she believes she's better than everyone, but in reality she's just a psychotic amazon and her front is just a cover up for her pathetic insecurities.

by fat feet June 27, 2008

amazon funky

beautiful, alluring, large lady with a twist

i'm feeling mixalot spunky for some amazon funky

by lexicali slim September 19, 2009

Amazon Christmas

When you come home and find you have a bunch of packages to open from your online ordering.

I think I'm going to take off next Thursday, I'm going to have myself an Amazon Christmas.

I went on a total ordering binge after I got my new camera... I think later this week I'm can expect a huge Amazon Christmas!

by TSilly September 7, 2011

amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

Amazon

A website that takes away jobs.

Amazon is ok but screws people over.

by Henry Barbie Dahl April 5, 2019

Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I'm givin her da grissle and right as I'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire and extinguish the flames with my gorrila juice

"What's the flamin amazon ?"
"Da Flamin Amazon is when I'm givin her da grissle and right as I'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire and extinguish the flames with my gorrila juice"

by Uncle Reamus 2097 October 28, 2008

amazon

(N.) A really big, tall woman.

-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.

by G-Union May 15, 2003