assterbate

anal masterbation

That skank ho was assterbating with her butt plug

by fizgig April 7, 2003

assturbation-fueled car

The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.

Why just look at that faggot asshat in the assturbation-fueled car over there!

by Mark H July 15, 2004

Sadsturbate

Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.

by Addison Trent January 16, 2009

Padsturbate

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.

Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.

by Stonecartier July 9, 2011

sadsturbate

What people in long-distance relationships do during weekdays.

Kelsey's boyfriend hasn't visited recently... She must sadsturbate a lot.

by kxpe May 2, 2011

assturbating

Masturbating by fingering your anus.

Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night!

Jim: What happened?

Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!

by Vinchenzonaughti March 3, 2008

amsturbating

legalized narcotics meets self pleasure

Sorry I'm late, I was amsturbating.

by lizzydoodle November 19, 2007