John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.
by Carl Grimes January 6, 2016
Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy
Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.
by TeamKeefe January 24, 2013
by bassmanmiles92 June 28, 2011
When you cry while masturbating. Usually occurs on a Saturday night after realizing that you'll die alone.
by Uncle Steve The Crack Addict October 16, 2017
Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
by Addison Trent January 16, 2009
The act of masturbating while sad or depressed. Blood is often used as a lubricant for this activity.
by Dillypoo November 4, 2009
masturbating while sad.
by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015