Vinchenzonaughti's definitions
Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."
Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?
Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!
Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!
by Vinchenzonaughti March 3, 2008
Get the masturdatemug. Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night!
Jim: What happened?
Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!
Jim: What happened?
Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!
by Vinchenzonaughti March 3, 2008
Get the assturbatingmug.