Ed

adj. A term used to call something(s) or someone that is/are extremely stupid. Not JUST stupid--but extraordinarily stupid, disgustingly stupid, dumb, or retarded. So nonsensical or ridiculous that it could be considered something that only a special ed student would say or do. Or perhaps, NOT EVEN something that a special ed student would do because of how legendarily dumb it is. Hence, the origin of the word.

Little Billy was caught trying to sneak into the girl's bathroom. All his friends told him: "You're so ed, dude".

by T.137 November 5, 2023

ed

shortened form for education.

i dont need a good ed, ok? ill do fine.

by donnald duck June 10, 2005

ED

1. Short for Edward or something of the sort, person's name
2. Erectile dysfunction
3. Encyclopedia Dramatica, a site that will mind-rape you.

Ed was on ED, which caused him to get ED.

by The Reluctant Helper July 19, 2011

Ed

A rare blood disease in which the suject interjects in conversations with random, irrelevent comments that do not further the argument, but end up doing nothing but pissing people off. Side effects include a love for soft, girly music, mob movies, and ignorance.

George's severe case of Ed caused him to make a fool of himself at the luch table while arguing with Tyler.

by Quinn Gardener May 22, 2008

Ed

That annoying guy that knows all the answers in class and reads every single book ever written.

Teacher: Who knows who the king of England is?
Class: (No answer)
Ed: OOOO ME ME PICK ME
Teacher: Yes ed?
Ed: (Says right answer)
Teacher: A+++ !

by Doggeeeee January 26, 2016

Ed

1. The worlds loveliest, prodigious, incredible, omniscient, laid-back, running coach
2. A man capable of curing all injuries purely with knowledge

the worlds best running coach award goes to Ed

by arsenal4 June 5, 2018

Ed

A little short ass who usually has a massive forehead and struggles to do simple mathematics like 1+1 also is definitely a crack head

Kid 1:Ayo you see that kid over there banging his head on the wall
Kid 2:Yeah he is a right Ed

by PenguinRisk June 22, 2020