Chicken John 

When a male prostitute gets 'stiffed' due to his John not being able to get an erection.

"There goes ANOTHER chicken john again, last night i sucked his dick, and he couldn't get it up. Then the cheap motherfucker didn't want to pay me!"

Chicken John by Cable Car Rider September 11, 2011

The John Oliver 

Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.

Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....

The John Oliver by JuanCarlosTaco July 25, 2016

Dirty John 

After having sex, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. Some say that this causes the condom to full up like a water balloon.

Because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom, he pulled a Dirty John in the condom.

Dirty John by Steph S. December 28, 2005

blue john 

Derogatory term for skim milk. The lack of fat in the milk makes it appear watery and blue-tinged in color.

My doctor recently put me on a diet that includes reducing my dairy intake. I've been drinking whole milk all my life and can't stand the taste of that disgusting, watery blue john.

blue john by D Mitchell June 17, 2007

Pulling a John Tucker

A term from the movie John Tucker Must Die.
Is when a guy says that he's whipped and gives a female his watch or personal belonging.

Susan: Hey Sara, Mike just told me he was completly whipped n look he gave me his hoodie

Sara: Dude, Mike is totally pulling a John Tucker on u.

Pulling a John Tucker by Unique1234 March 14, 2009

Pope John Paul II 

The Leader of the Catholic Church from 1979-2005.

He was shot May 13, 1981, but survived.

He died April 2, 2005 in the Vatican City.

The Pope was a great man to all Catholics.

Pope John Paul II by Chase April 2, 2005

papa john's that hoe

Ejaculate on the belly of your sexual partner take a mixture of corn starch and flour sprinkle it on her belly where you ejaculated and make dough. (Have fun)

Watch me make some special dough and papa john's that hoe.

papa john's that hoe by D I double z I e October 23, 2007