Penis Vaccuum

Having anal sex WITH A GIRL is like sticking your penis in a penis vaccuum.

"Dude, did you bang that chick in the penis vaccuum or what?"

by S R Good March 8, 2009

Penis envy

When your best guy friend gets jealous of the guy that is actually boning you.He will try to tell you bad things about the guy that is boning you.

Ted: The guy that likes you has a small penis, you shouldnt go out with him.
Sheri: Ted i think you have a slight case of penis envy

by bubbles the dominatrix June 21, 2005

penis dealer

a man who kills people and chops off their penises and sells them to girls and homosexuals for money. He uses shit for his victims and himself to wack off.

the penis dealer at the end of the block gave me a few penises, and the sperm was still juicy.

by rbmx February 7, 2005

penis erotica

Best Band in the world

check out www.peniserotica.tk and get some of there tunes

I went on the penis erotica website and thought that the music was terrible

by Harold McFugbelly April 14, 2004

hooker with a penis

the l33tness, a player beyond players, the mad note. "I go unseen..."

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz> will beat the shit out of Smilez any day of da week!!!!

by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003

Penis Glove

When a girl acts like a 'dish' or such a good lay so much that the only redeeming value they have is that they can fit onto a penis, hence: a penis glove.

that chick, such and such is dating is such a penis glove, like I heard he even switches on her.

by extrenuating July 17, 2010

penis plunger

A word yet to be put into action. Simply put, this is the rare occasion where a male receiving oral sex against the woman's will is not satisfied, so said male cuts off his penis and slams it down her throat in order to prove she is in fact a Democrat.

Male: You can't give head worth shit.
Female: Its against my will! I would never su...
Male: How do you like that? Never thought you'd turn out to be a Democrat, did you?

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005