Martined

The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.

I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?

by SighsMatrs April 19, 2020

Martined

When a guy is using both hands to hold on to a shed's rafters and his legs are resting on a females shoulders while receiving a roughly given supertrooper blowjob.

Kim can't sing the National Anthem at the game Friday because she got martined last night and cant even talk.

by db1212 February 24, 2015

Martined

When a very stressed out engineer takes a giant dump in the ERC toilet, thus leaving streak marks in the toilet

Man I was really filled with shit and martined the toilet to hell.

by Young Genius March 4, 2008

Martined

A popular irish slang term for being very drunk.

Man i was so martined last night. I cant even remember anything.

My dad was so martined last night. Id say hes very hung over today

by Simond December 15, 2010

Martined

When somebody writes a book/story or show and killed off every main character that everybody love

'Dude! Have you seen game of thrones?'
'Nah man, the director totaly Martined it, I stopped watching after the 1st season'

by Sir Guestngton April 6, 2015

Martined

When something is damaged or broken beyond repair.

The term is derived after a guy called Martin over zealously broke another guys gate and it was posted on the little known social media platform Facebook.

As used in context...

Ahh he just completely Martined the gate.

This car won't start, it's Martined up

by anonymous October 3, 2021

Martined

The act of getting pegged by your wife.

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night

by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023