Valentine's Day

A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.

I broke up with my girl because next weeks Valentine's Day, I'll be back with her in March.

by Derek Gene February 14, 2009

z day

Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse

Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea

you ok? what happened?

My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii

by ezdoesit2me November 6, 2008

pretzel day

October 19. Celebrated by fans of tv sitcom The Office. Every year on this date a pretzel cart comes to Dunder Miflin Paper Company . Season 3 episode 5, Micheal Scott and Stanley Huston wait in line for a pretzel. Celebrated by getting a pretzel and quoting only the best office quotes,

Pam: Pretzel day is here, lets to to Auntie Annie's and get pretzels
Michael: Fo sho!!!!

by the duce bag joey August 13, 2018

Juul Day

August 12

Leave pods and chargers out for the Santa Pheen

Don’t forget to leave our pods and chargers tomorrow on Juul Day for the Santa Pheen

by Tech sketch May 28, 2018

Golden Day

A day which is a goddess looking girl's blessed day

A handsome looking guy is looking forward for the glory Golden Day after days and days of preparation

by The legendary captain March 15, 2019

day 1

The worst day of school someone could possibly have. It's the day where the classes beat your ass and you have to pay attention. Hard classes that will sodomize you and defecate in your mouth.

It was Saturday, then i started thinking about a day 1, so i shit my pants and vomitted uncontrollably. /cry

by Snaps October 1, 2003

d-day

Expression used in online discussion forums relating to mental illness. Originally referred to the time that depression set in, later used conversely by survivors to indicate when their recovery was complete. This confusion has seen it fall out of favor in many circles.

Derived from "d-day", the storming of Normandy on June 6, 1943, and the fact that the word "depression" is often abbreviated to "D" in such forums, as people suffering from "D" have little energy and typing the whole word could be tiring.

I recall my own personal D-Day well; once I took the little green pills, I felt better.

by Googles September 12, 2004