z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me September 06, 2008

Burkslur

Fucking your CEO so hard that she starts to slurrr

Damn Lee, that's your 3rd promotion this year...what's your secret?

Just give Carol a burkslur every month and you'll get there

really?

Yeah, i had her screaming, "schlpank me, schlap me, schlam me" all night long

by ezdoesit2me May 18, 2008

z day

Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse

Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea

you ok? what happened?

My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii

by ezdoesit2me September 06, 2008

z day

Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse

Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea

you ok? what happened?

My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii

by ezdoesit2me September 24, 2008