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sitting tits

In a good or favorable position; taken care of, nothing to worry about.
What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”
by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019
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tit

by bandeorganisee December 6, 2021
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jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
by joshyboi November 16, 2013
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Tit Pits

Underboob area that becomes hot and clammy.
I hugged my lady last night at bedtime and her sweaty tit pits made my chest sticky
by Klufsmash November 27, 2023
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America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025
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kingpin tits

dappa " geeez look at ethels nipples!"
hocknose " wowzers! they are protruding through her t-shirt big time!!! defo kingpin tits right there!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025
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Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
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