THE KNOCKER
you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
Get the Types of Kissesmug. A kiss boy is a boy that you kiss. There can be multiple kiss boys at once. A boy that one would seek out at the bars and likely want to take home. Someone to keep on your roster.
by Kissgirl33 July 19, 2022
Get the Kiss Boymug. The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.
This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017
Get the Satans Kissmug. by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023
Get the national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L daymug. Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"
Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"
Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"
Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021
Get the Chocolate Fish Kissmug. “Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 2, 2021
Get the kiss a football player daymug. Originating from a tiktok by musician Junie from Junie and the HutFriends, it featured in a guess the shape video. However, the editing was done in a way distorting Junie's body into the shape of the said "kissing leaf".
The kissing leaf is supposed to be holly, but it should've been mistletoe because thats the one you kiss under at Christmas time.
Junie got banned because of her kissing leaf video, unfortunately :(
The kissing leaf is supposed to be holly, but it should've been mistletoe because thats the one you kiss under at Christmas time.
Junie got banned because of her kissing leaf video, unfortunately :(
Guy 1: "yo did u see that vid that Junie posted?"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, the kissing leaf one? It was kinda.. unsettling-"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, the kissing leaf one? It was kinda.. unsettling-"
by pizzamunchinpossum December 19, 2023
Get the kissing leafmug.