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The Eviction Fart 

A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.
Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.
The Eviction Fart by hoss May 21, 2003
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far away fart

When a group of people here a loud BOOM far away, and one person in that group says SORRY as if he had just farted.
hahaha did you just far away fart?
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inverted fart 

The act of breathing through your anus. The actual term defines the process of inhaling, not exhaling the air.
Mitch laid on his back with his cheeks spread and inhaled an inverted fart.
inverted fart by Zac O. December 9, 2007

warming fart 

A hot fart let loose beneath the covers on a cold night, and then held there to fend off frostbite. Not to be confused with a warning fart.
Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.
warming fart by Brjtlc June 18, 2010

Pizza fart 

When farts smell like pizza
I just had a pizza fart
Pizza fart by Good🎈 September 14, 2019

vaginal blood fart

a very grotesque term. not sure if it has any actually meaning. fun thing to say.
god dammit john your such a vaginal blood fart
vaginal blood fart by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

silent fart 

when you're listening to music on your headphones and lay one, and you can't hear it. Then, people look at you liek you did something wrong, but you don't know why
today i was on teh subway, and then i silent farted and everyone looked at me.
silent fart by casey simons April 18, 2006