hoss's definitions

good lookin' out

A phrase used to show appreciation to someone that helped you out.

Jeremy: Yo James, you want a soda
James: Fo sho, good lookin' out dogg, I'm hella thirsty

by Hoss March 31, 2005

Stump Monkey

A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.

Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.

by hoss May 21, 2003

Cobbler Bottom

An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.

A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.

by hoss May 21, 2003

killa tay

A savage west coast rapper from Fresno, California.

Have you heard Killa Tay's new album?

by hoss March 6, 2005

Nick Hossley

The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley

Wow, that guy is acting like a hoss. That’s imposible though because there is only one true hossley -The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley

by Hoss July 16, 2018

Rocky mountain hanger

To strangle a female while hitting it doggystyle with some wire or rope and while she is trying to breath, her muscles will tighten up giving the guy added pleasure....also commonly referred to as bein "Jonbenet'd".

Bitch was loose as a goose so i had to give her the rocky mountain hanger."see Jonbenet'd".

by Hoss December 30, 2003

panty licker

eating a woman's pussy through her panties

She loved panty lickers because they made her cum in her panties

by Hoss March 20, 2005