Panty Whacker

A male with an obsessive panty fetish and can only get off wanking with panties. Prefers used and dirty panties over new.

Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.

Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.

Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.

Jon is a panty whacker. His perversion has taken over his life. He wears panties 27/4 and masturbates 6-8 times a day using both silk and cotton panties to stimulate himself.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

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Wickety-Whack

The new and improved way of saying "cool". If someone calls you this, it means you're on the right track in life. You're the new "It" girl/boy who everybody aspires to be. (This adjective is not limited to describing people)

Did you see the Gucci that Jimmy was wearing today? He is SO wickety-whack.

by MrJimmysLangClass May 31, 2018

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Whack

(Adjective) A word which is commonly used to describe just how unconventional, or unorthodox one's actions are. Usually used to describe a person when he or she acts in a way that is reprehensible.

(Verb) commonly used as "whacking" with no related sexual pun.
1) Dating someone in your family tree (more commonly dating within an ex's family tree)
2) Hitting $250,000 on a scratch off
3) Not knowing how to take naps
4) Having an unusual obsession with exploitation
5) Knowing how to solve a Rubik's cube
6) Arriving to a slumber party 2 hours and 44 minutes late.

Also see: Weird, Unusual

Honduran: "Hey wait isn't that guy your ex-boyfriend's cousin? And you're trying to get with him?... Isn't that kinda.."

Chainsaw: "Whack?"

Boss: "Yeah what the f*ck are you thinking hood? That's like a superhero-whack."

Honduran: "Go take a nap Boss."

Mr. G: "Well, I just hit big on a scratch off, does anyone want wings?"

Girl: "Hey what'd I miss? Sorry I'm late I was doing arbitrary things that give me no excuse to be late."

by MontagePrag December 6, 2009

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whack in a pair of apples

1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc

2) To stuff two apples into any orifice

Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...

...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.

by SubLimeGreen April 22, 2009

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