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valentine's day

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.
by Monkey Man February 2, 2004
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Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.
You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"
by Michelle June 25, 2004
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Nick Valensi

HOTTEST GUITARIST ON THE PLANET - plays in the best band in the whole world - namely The Strokes. Very skinny, sexy hair at all times, wears tight pants. Plays a customised guitar, Epiphone manufactures a trademark Nick Valensi guitar.
Nick Valensi is a very sexy man and a fabulous guitarist.
by Bec WHO LOVES NICK August 8, 2006
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Valesha

a very beautiful, lovely, smart, brown-skinned young lady; often called mean; doesn't care about what others think; loves her hubby lil wayne;;
Valesha says:
I take 3 L's to the head; Love. Live. Life. And I'm dead.
Love me or hate me; I promise it won't make me or break me!
by -pyt- May 19, 2008
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valentine's day

1.) The most depressive day of the year (If your single or not)
2.) Marketing scam created by Capitalist scum
Valentines Day? I don't celebrate it, I refuse to be forced into buying things which the Government gets 90% profit of.
by Thumper (Cobain) February 17, 2004
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Valencia Velodrome

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

comparing dislikes, discussing past failures, explaining one's need for keeping it real, and the like.

Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.
Did you see those kids doing the Valencia Velodrome yesterday? Maybe next time they should try riding their bikes.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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Valenton

Brave, and easily angered.
Ese guey es Valenton hasta la chingada!
by El Tigrillo Palma July 14, 2009
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