Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup

The last time I had a definition for this word it was 400,000 years ago.

The Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup were not always tentacle monsters. Oh sorry, yeah they were. But they were not always in a cup. They were once mortal enemies in outer space in their space pods. They pod battled for supremacy. When they decided that was boring they would pod race, like in episode one. God, I hate that kid who plays Anakin. Little kids dont all suck at acting. Get one that knows how to deliver a line. But that little turd did not ruin it for me so its all good. He could never bring down a juggernaut like Star Wars. Speaking of Juggernaut, have you seen the new X-MEN movie? I haven't yet, but I have heard really good things. Anyway, the tentacle monster is in some plastic cup at a wedding or some shit. I dont know.

by Whats in it for me, Bender? July 6, 2011

testicle wrestler

one who fondles male gentialia in a rough manner as to be wrestling them

That slut was a major testicle wrestler, believe me i know <nudge nudge>

by duappy November 9, 2004

Testiclees

god of rash covered scrotums

Pray to the alter of Testiclees in my pants.

by Christina O October 8, 2005

testiclese

Like testicles but ... cooler to say.

"Suck my testiclese, bitch!!!"

by Dj Roara ( created by Son Tran ) September 4, 2006

testicle

a surprise test on the testicles

is this a quizicle? No its a testicle

by mctits March 28, 2003

third testicle

a uncommon slang used to show your distressed thoughts about something sexually displeasing.

nick: dude that guy has no dick! that is FUGLY!

austin: oh shit! i cant feel my third testicle!

by BUNCHO April 2, 2009

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010