Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue August 11, 2016

Hershey Squirt

A shit-fart.

Dude, I thought it was a fart but it was actually a Hershey Squirt!

by Missalimont May 21, 2018

Squirt it back

When an individual gets a load of cum in their asshole. They then precede to squirt it back.

“She told me to cum inside her ass”
“Little did I know is that she would squirt it back”

by Queef machine January 14, 2019

Squirt hole

A hole that squirts.

My hole squirts, therefore it is a squirt hole.

by mochiismol_ April 27, 2019

verbal squirts

Similar to verbal diarrhea. Usually consists short squirts of verbal nonsense.

He is having verbal squirts

by Mc lockenthal December 29, 2014

Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

chicken squirt

A cocktail consisting of ice, 2 jiggers of Gin, 3 jiggers of Squirt.

Yo, Beeatch! Git yo hanz off my jug o' Chicken Squirt!

by Miles December 30, 2003