skater girl poser 

A bitch who skates for friends/boyfriends. Not good at actual skating, but really good at holding an unscratched plan b board.

Hey Becky I like your board

Thanks, I love it so much it really isn't heavy at all!

Do an ollie

I would but my heel hurts and I don't feel good #skatergirlzswag skater girl poser

skater girl poser by Based_Kid13 June 23, 2014

skatefucking 

When you are ice-skating or skateboarding and your nuts scrape along the concrete.

Yo boi, nice skatefucking

skatefucking by theonebadboiyouknowfromdownthe March 12, 2018

Skater boys whore 

People who are attracted to skater boys above anyone else.

Becky: I like Jimmy.

Karen: Like the one with the vans, dickies pants, and thrasher hoodie?

Becky: YEAH him!

Karen: Damn you’re a skater boys whore.

Skater boys whore by Ilovesatananddick October 26, 2018

Scaterrific 

An alternate term for terrific used by someone who gets off by being shit on or shitting on someone else.

Wow that cleavland steamer you gave me last night was Scaterrific!

Scaterrific by Mute8s February 21, 2004

shkated 

So faded beyond belief usually a high from weed or wax

I wish i didn't smoke all of that tree, im so shkated i mopped the carpet!

shkated by sue carpenter hirko April 1, 2017

skaberchlyn 

The FINEST piece of ass out there😱😥

Skaberchlyn hella fineeeee

skaberchlyn by KILL HIM, KILL HIM, ATTACK HIM December 25, 2017

skateboard 

The inability to know ones phsysical boundries.

holy shit! Call the ambulance!

skateboard by sean February 26, 2005