Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mute8s

flappy napkin

What happens to a woman who’s skydiving in her underwear while on her period.

Wow, I had quite the flappy napkin my last jump. Next time I won’t use a pad with wings.

What a woman on her period experiences while skydiving in her underwear

Wow, my pad wasn’t on straight that last jump and I had quite the flappy napkin.

The pubes of an old man after sex so that they look oiled like an italian persons hair.

My grandpa had a gray haired romano after molesting my sister.

An alternate term for terrific used by someone who gets off by being shit on or shitting on someone else.

Wow that cleavland steamer you gave me last night was Scaterrific!

Scaterrific by Mute8s February 21, 2004