(n) My scope is so precise I can see your skin cells replicating.
(v) You caught me scoping your woman, now you can't contain your hate.
(v) You caught me scoping your woman, now you can't contain your hate.
by saint nicco March 31, 2009
Get the scope mug.The procedure in which a large African American gathers/collects the trickling residue from his armpits and deposits into cup. Now a Swedish back-packer plucks several pubic hairs from her vaginal crevasse and at the same time, releases natural (yet tasty) liquid flatulence into the same cup. Thus creating the first of 10 ingredients.
2. Horse-radish
3. Garlic (helps relief colds and flu's)
4. Pepper + Salt
5. Grandmothers secret shloppy sauce with assistance from Pop.
6. Dingle-berries fresh from the gooch of a close relative (preferable Aunty Norma)
7. Corn-relish mixed with out-of-date (woolworth limited) milk, with a touch of fore-head grease.
8. Your dad's Smegma (built up crud and crust from inbetween foreskin and penis)
9. Weet-bix, left exposed to the sun for 3 weeks, allowing the brewing of nature scents.
10. 10ml of water (no more, no less)
This shloppy concoction is poured vigorously down any open crevasse of one's desire. Allow the mixture of pure ingredients to settle and shlopify into the essence of one's body and soul. Once achieved, one will feel uplifted, enlighted, and may find oneself dead. This is an experience that is unforgivable yet imperative for one to complete before death. There is one vital rule that can only assure festivities of shlop, that being, numerous people must attend/participate (otherwise, not being a fest).
2. Horse-radish
3. Garlic (helps relief colds and flu's)
4. Pepper + Salt
5. Grandmothers secret shloppy sauce with assistance from Pop.
6. Dingle-berries fresh from the gooch of a close relative (preferable Aunty Norma)
7. Corn-relish mixed with out-of-date (woolworth limited) milk, with a touch of fore-head grease.
8. Your dad's Smegma (built up crud and crust from inbetween foreskin and penis)
9. Weet-bix, left exposed to the sun for 3 weeks, allowing the brewing of nature scents.
10. 10ml of water (no more, no less)
This shloppy concoction is poured vigorously down any open crevasse of one's desire. Allow the mixture of pure ingredients to settle and shlopify into the essence of one's body and soul. Once achieved, one will feel uplifted, enlighted, and may find oneself dead. This is an experience that is unforgivable yet imperative for one to complete before death. There is one vital rule that can only assure festivities of shlop, that being, numerous people must attend/participate (otherwise, not being a fest).
"Wanna come to my shlopfest tonight Gazza?"
"ahhh, yeah what is it?"
"Search 'Schlopfest' on UrbanDictionary.com"
*later, after Gazza searches this definition*
"Sure brew, im in, do u want me to bring the shloppy sauce or the dingle-berries, I dont mind"
"Naa thats fine, I already have them in ample supply, you just bring the water yeah?"
"Alright, sounds good"
"Anyways, how was your day?"
(Conversation continues...)
Shlop
"ahhh, yeah what is it?"
"Search 'Schlopfest' on UrbanDictionary.com"
*later, after Gazza searches this definition*
"Sure brew, im in, do u want me to bring the shloppy sauce or the dingle-berries, I dont mind"
"Naa thats fine, I already have them in ample supply, you just bring the water yeah?"
"Alright, sounds good"
"Anyways, how was your day?"
(Conversation continues...)
Shlop
by Bethwaite August 2, 2010
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Get the scopin' the jope mug.The ultimate townie. they wear an obscene amount of burbery merchandise. combinded with a facial disorder called 'ugly', they have a RANK odeour which can be compared to ur sisters soiled underwear. They enjoy a good beat that repeats itself for 45 - 60 minutes. In conclusion a focking wanker on steriods squared.
shcown around town
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
Get the shcownie mug.A term often used by faggots on xbox live, or PSN. It usually involves "Sniping" or Killing with no effort. When this term is used, assume the one who said it is a virgin, low life asshole. MLG or No Scope
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Get the Scop mug.Verb: The partaking in one males breast to another in a scooping motion. (See scoop)
Noun: The reffering to someone in a joking manner. Usually used with a Mr. in front of the word.
Noun: The reffering to someone in a joking manner. Usually used with a Mr. in front of the word.
Verb:
Im gonna scop you so hard that I'll rip your nip off.
Noun:
Hey Mr. Scoppa how are you doing on this fine evening?
Im gonna scop you so hard that I'll rip your nip off.
Noun:
Hey Mr. Scoppa how are you doing on this fine evening?
by Brettly January 13, 2009
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