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Shlopfest

The procedure in which a large African American gathers/collects the trickling residue from his armpits and deposits into cup. Now a Swedish back-packer plucks several pubic hairs from her vaginal crevasse and at the same time, releases natural (yet tasty) liquid flatulence into the same cup. Thus creating the first of 10 ingredients.
2. Horse-radish
3. Garlic (helps relief colds and flu's)
4. Pepper + Salt
5. Grandmothers secret shloppy sauce with assistance from Pop.
6. Dingle-berries fresh from the gooch of a close relative (preferable Aunty Norma)
7. Corn-relish mixed with out-of-date (woolworth limited) milk, with a touch of fore-head grease.
8. Your dad's Smegma (built up crud and crust from inbetween foreskin and penis)
9. Weet-bix, left exposed to the sun for 3 weeks, allowing the brewing of nature scents.
10. 10ml of water (no more, no less)
This shloppy concoction is poured vigorously down any open crevasse of one's desire. Allow the mixture of pure ingredients to settle and shlopify into the essence of one's body and soul. Once achieved, one will feel uplifted, enlighted, and may find oneself dead. This is an experience that is unforgivable yet imperative for one to complete before death. There is one vital rule that can only assure festivities of shlop, that being, numerous people must attend/participate (otherwise, not being a fest).
"Wanna come to my shlopfest tonight Gazza?"

"ahhh, yeah what is it?"

"Search 'Schlopfest' on UrbanDictionary.com"

*later, after Gazza searches this definition*

"Sure brew, im in, do u want me to bring the shloppy sauce or the dingle-berries, I dont mind"

"Naa thats fine, I already have them in ample supply, you just bring the water yeah?"

"Alright, sounds good"

"Anyways, how was your day?"

(Conversation continues...)

Shlop
by Bethwaite August 2, 2010
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Slopfest

A muddy mess fest of games involving massive amounts of water and mud. Mud sports (ie football), obstacle course, pig sty, mud pits.
We dug up the field, with a firehose we soaked the entire thing and then the Slopfest ensued.
by deagan September 21, 2012
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shlopster

to shlopster, to steal from someone.
dude you gotta be careful going into that part of town. my cousin got shlopstered there once.
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slopfest

1.noun. derived from the old english 'festival of slop'.
2. mcdonalds, burger king, taco bell, wendys, pizza hut, jack in the box, hardees, 7 eleven, kfc, country buffet, or any similar fast food establishment.
Q: where would you like to dine this evening darling?

A: i only gots 5 bucks, so it will have to be the slopfest.
by dave4817 December 4, 2003
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Slopester

A person with a grotesquely large nose, usually saggy and/or bumpy like a ski slope.
Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”
by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021
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Shlopsta

Pasta that resembles a penis in any way
Hey Johnny would you like some of my shlopsta it actually tastes really good. I got it from dominos.
by Ethosboyyum March 7, 2019
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