road kill dick 

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.

Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.

road kill dick by autumnnips May 4, 2014

road dog

a long haul truck driver

my husband is a road dog. he is away in his truck all week

road dog by sandrop4 November 2, 2012

road rocket 

receiving a blow job while driving an automobile

I hit a post because Kaitlin was giving me a road rocket

road rocket by s w e d January 4, 2008

road rules 

Reality telivision show on MTv, a group of six people who travel in a small RV, go on "missions" to gain money or some other prize, fail two and someone gets sent home.

Or, just common sense rules of the road

Dude, I was just watching Road Rules, That mission was insane! I cant beleive they were burried alive!

road rules by valerie July 30, 2003

road load 

Roadside fecal blowout; the need to blow out your ass on the road, to take an unexpected fast shit while driving.

"Oh my God, pull over, I got a road load comin' on!"

road load by Coco Loco September 11, 2006

road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does 

R.I.P. Vine

hey did you see that vine where it goes road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does by fromyourpickle May 28, 2018

road hard 

road hard is a term that describes the way a particular thing looks, usually a girl, when it or she looks rather gnarley, respectively.

my teacher is fuckin road hard, that bitch is fug!

road hard by ayngland July 8, 2005