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Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People 

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.
Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

republican 

A narcissistic American citizen who hates the poor and the less fortunate for the discomfort he feels when he witnesses their misery. He relieves his anxiety by lashing out at them in a primal fashion and bonds only with others whom he deems worthy and who uplift their sorry self-images by further degrading the disadvantaged. Republicans are most often ignorant and poorly informed because they lack the humility necessary for true learning.
If the apostle Luke was alive today he wouldn't have been a Republican because he said "Whoever has two cloaks should share with the person who has none."
republican by stylin'f May 8, 2003

republican 

Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.
"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."

republicanazi 

This term was first credited to political humorist Ed Doran during the Nixon administration to describe the extreme right-wing of the Republican party.
"Gov.Schwarzenegger is truly a Republicanazi in moderate fascist garb.
republicanazi by Ed Doran October 1, 2006

republican 

a white Christian male who preaches about morality and godliness in the morning and has a ten-year-old boy perform oral sex on him in the evening in a rent-a-car
That religious Republican Ted Haggard just stepped down from his position as head of the National Association of Evangelicals.
republican by mr. communication November 3, 2006

Republican Argument 

A tactic that many republicans use while arguing. It mostly consists of interrupting whatever you're saying with uneducated and irrelevant subject matter.
My stepdad and I got into a discussion about Glenn Beck, and he kept butting in every time I tried to talk. He used the old Republican Argument on me!
Republican Argument by nannerpuddin September 3, 2010