reality

How you perceive the world around you.

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole

by Hawk February 14, 2004

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Relationboat

It's like a relationship... only it's not.

"Those ignorant fool are in a relationboat fo sho!"

by B-Star McClicks May 5, 2008

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relit • relitard • relitardism • Reliteralization • reliterally • Relitic • Relitterate • relitto • reality • reality tv

Comes from "real" and "literally." Invented to compensate for the dramatic over- and mis-usage of the word "literally." What people now say as literal will usually not actually be literal, so the word "reliteral," or "reliterally," was invented to actually mean literally, and present no confusion as to whether the statement is actually literal or not.

"I swear, I literally have like four million cats." (misuse of "literally")
"I reliterally have seven cats. I can name them if you want me to." (correct!)

"Oh my god, I will like, literally have ADD if you don't stop talking." (misuse)
"I reliterally have ADD, I just found out from the doctor today." (correct!)

by coleProtocol January 16, 2006

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Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.

Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.

Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

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