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Used after saying something random to show you're finished with the randomness.

Person: I totally don't know what to wear for the dance tomorow!
Person 2: I just ate a kiwi and it was nice./random

by Jedi Master Luna July 30, 2006

Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Random Wanking

Refers to the act of wanking without planning location, time, or length of time in which the act of wanking should occur.

I watched that movie and decided to engage in a little bit of random wanking"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

randomate

Company name for an online speed dating website.

Jim met his girlfriend while speed dating on randomate.com

by ReggieStyles April 11, 2008

Random Guess Theorem

n. The act of allowing randomness to take over and guide oneself to their destiny.

Joe Bloggs didn't study for his test but still aced it by applying the Random Guess Theorem.

by RandomDying August 21, 2009

Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)

RBNS can occur on certain mornings where one wakes up and the proboscis staring back is visibly larger than the one from the night before. This phenomenon does not occur in any observable pattern but irritants are thought to be cameras and alcohol.
Upon diagnosis, one should treat with full Mr Potatohead mask, if not available large glasses or spending the day indoors is recommended.
Symptoms usually disappear within a day.

Nigel - "We had an amazing night...morning not so good. I woke up to her screaming and pointing at my face.
Jocelyn - "What was wrong?"
Nigel - "I ran to the bathroom mirror and realised I had a breakout of Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)"
Jocelyn - "Unlucky"

by NigelBigNose March 18, 2010

Random Bar Douche

That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"

I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.

Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.

by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011