Procrasstination

When you procrastinate by having sex instead of doing whatever productive thing you were supposed to to.

We were gonna go to brunch but we got into some procrasstination and now it's too late.

by meeshflag March 2, 2019

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

Procrastibate

Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead

I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9

by JDUB 4978 January 11, 2020

Procrastibitching

To procrastinate getting some bitches

AfterBeforeLife always be procrastibitching

by JIMMY A HOE February 19, 2022

procrastidating

to put off dating simply because you like being single so much

I've been divorced for six years now and I'm still single. There's plenty of guys out there, I just enjoy single life too much. I'm procrastidating.

by Siouxise Eileen November 22, 2022

procrastinator

easy ezzy and mutha fuckn milana..
will wait last minute
doing the funniest and stupidest things..
then finish everything about 2 minutes before due(:

wow they have fun.
of course they do, theyre procrastinators(;

by ezzy the mexican ninja July 30, 2011

Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010