jelly no pogo stick

TL;DR Some random words i strung together whilst in the shower.

One of my friends has a gf that has a fat ass honker, and the made a tiktok where the girl jumps and the guy tackles her, except he tackles like a little baby bitch boi, and then I said "he hit her with that jelly no pogo stick"

Damn, you hit him with that jelly no pogo stick

by fucxk January 13, 2021

a ching chong ming pong pang ling ling

Ur mom

X: hey bro ur mom texted you
Y: what did she say?
X: a ching chong ming pong pang ling ling
Y: yeah right, gimme that
*sees text*
Y: wtf

by Some.romaniandude July 12, 2022

pingo

slang for dick in spanish, therefore can be used as a nickname for someone named ricardo

Dude: (to Ricardo) "Hey Pingo whats up?"

by The WIZZZZZARD January 15, 2011

tweet ping pong

When you read the twitter updates of someone and you see an outrageous directed tweet and you want to know what led up to that tweet(or update) of theirs -- you must play ping pong between the 2 users to see who asked what and why it was answered that way.

JessicaDoe: @JoeShmoe I like them big and firm.

original tweet-
JoeShmoe: how do you shop for oranges?

I had to play tweet ping pong to find out why Jessica said "I like them big and firm!"

by Mr. 66 March 7, 2009

Pogo Nut

Jumping on a pogo stick backwards during oral sex while a band of cubans sing "row row row your boat" in the key of F sharp shoot a load in your woman's face. At the same time, your woman is playing 'Mario Super Sluggers' on the Wii with a full count, against a small asian boy named ming who wears nothing but a man thong with your name across the back.

Tom and Maddie pogo nutted for 2 hours last night at Chuck-E-Cheese.

by lucy vag March 21, 2009

pondo poops

The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.

The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!

by Camille Rat March 21, 2007

Pongasm

Uncontrollable elated singing often caused by the "Pong Flu" which brings out maximum ecstasy for a short duration. This is not to be related to "Ponggasm", which is when a man named "Pong" has an orgasm (during sexual intercourse with oneself)

"Oh my god, what is with all this singing?" A said.
"He must be having a Pongasm!" B replied.

by whoamianonymous May 29, 2009