PIPER

A girl who is beautifully amazing but doesn't know it and she's not shy at all sometimes she has a very rude side and usually has anger issues and sometimes hurts people without knowing it but if you open up to her she can be amazing!

Henry: That piper girl is amazing!!

Tommy: Ya but I think she's a little crazy and had a little bit of anger problems.

Henry: Ya but I bet if you get to know her she can be amazing!!

PIPER by READSPEOPLE December 25, 2015

lay the pipe 

To have sex with someone.

I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.

lay the pipe by urban pervert April 29, 2003

Both Pipes 

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse with a female utilising both the anus and the vagina.

Often used as an expression of lustful intent towards a particularly attractive female or as a definition of overall sexiness.

"Yeah, she's well fit...she'd get it both pipes!"

"Both Pipes IMO"

Both Pipes by sasa savic December 7, 2005

Stench Pipe 

A Stench Pipe is a dark brown, pustule filled, rear end tube much loved by the shirt lifting classes of Peckham. Originally led by the Knights of St. George, today, Britain's remaining brigade of Stench Pipers is led by Major General Sir Hew Bottomley Swill. The last remaining shirt lifting army group of the line, they form up every second Tuesday of the month on Horse Guards Parade in Woking where they are reviewed by seven gerbils and a post-operative hose pipe called Alice.

My, my, look at those gerbils as they eye up that line of stench pipes. Alice has taken a three speed and its double headed.

Stench Pipe by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010

Exhaust Pipe 

Fellatio performed on a male when he is bent over and has his genitals tucked between his legs, pointing straight backwards. This allows the person performing this act to get a face full of butt while blowing the male and the male can expell any and all bodily fluids and odors behind him onto the person performing the act. Which fluids and odors expelled are up to personal preference with none also being an option.

Why is our neighbor bent over the couch? Probably getting ready to give his wife the ol' exhaust pipe fix.

Exhaust Pipe by MacFlak January 5, 2018

Pipe Down 

A uncomplicated and cutting expression, which plainly means "Shut the Fuck Up"

"My fiancee is demanding I go to bed before 12"

"Tell the bitch to pipe down..."

Pipe Down by MikeWain October 19, 2008

Pipe Me Off

"Pipe Off" or "Pipe Me Off" is a common expression used in the northern English tongue to desribe a bloke getting sucked off or receiving a blow job by a bird. It's been around for a few years most notably in the Hull and Manchester cities.

"I went round to this birds house the other night and got her to "pipe me off" it was mint!"

"Oiy you, give us a good piping"

"Could everyone stop getting piped"

Pipe Me Off by Pork Head August 30, 2011