Finger Painting

After anal sex, the female takes a giant dump on the males back, and smears it down creating a smooth layout. The female then writes her full name using her finger with the shit that is on the males back.

Mary took a shit on my back, and left her trademark finger painting.

by Dene V April 3, 2008

middle parting

The ugliest style ever!

John “ew, have seen his/her hair! It has a middle parting in it!”
The bitch “omg, what a slag...”

by Loooooooooololololololol spam December 22, 2017

painting

when two people are fighting

boy1: yo what happened at school

boy2: ah man, dem niggas was painting

by jus a nigga tryna help April 15, 2017

pantsing

Pantsing is the act of forcefully inserting an inappropriate object (commonly a household pet or other furry, animate creature) into the front of one's pants for sexual gratification.

"I walked in on Chris pantsing the neighbor's cat."

by pantser September 12, 2004

green painting

A business or person falsy claiming to be eco-friendly or sustainable because it is a marketable business opportunity.

Be careful when you sell eco-friendly products that are not pure because people will accuse you of green painting.

by dimondite July 21, 2006

Parting the Red Sea

When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period in the missionary position.

Did you hear about Johnny and Abby last night? It was her time of the month but he took on Parting the Red Sea anyways!

by Red Professor Hulk October 16, 2018

planting corn

The act of a guy banging another guy in the ass.

That faggot sure likes planting corn.

by Numb nuts May 10, 2003