nonce

A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile

J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!

by -Flint June 5, 2020

Nonce

People named Nathan and Charlie

Oh look it’s Nathan the nonce

by Fatty bum bum January 17, 2021

nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"

"you are a right nonce mate"

by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022

Nonathon

Amalgamation of two words: "Nona"means nine or having nine, "Athon" means an event.
Nonathon is related to an event having nine number.

Example: Nonathon anniversary was celebrated with triumph and pride.

by dealit August 4, 2023

Smelly Bitch Nonce

A Smelly Bitch Nonce has a small penis and loves to suck toes

Joshua: Wow that kid Adam Griffiths is a fucktard!
Daniel:Yeah he's a Smelly Bitch Nonce.

by AdamGriffiths=Nonce November 5, 2020

nincanpoop

poop that originates from an oompaloompa.

Willy Wonka: "That's a big nincanpoop!"
Charlie: "It sure is."

by Cronz February 21, 2006

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005