chode load

A choad load is used as an adverb before something.

It's a lot like shit load.

Dude, we have a chode load of homework tonight.

by The Jesus Bot June 5, 2007

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Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.

That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.

by Meester K. August 12, 2014

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Hassle loads

A person who its a hassle around; someone who fucking wreaks your head because they won't shut the hell up!

jen allen is hassle loads.

Me: fuck! hassle loads is coming over don't talk to her!

by red_knickers June 16, 2008

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Butt Load

the scientific term for a great quantity, usually prolific or copious in nature, occasionally verging on infinity in some cases

Building the Hoover Dam required a butt load of cement.

There's a butt load of stars up there.

For the last two days I've been printing and reading a butt load of articles.

by Bill Nye the Sci Guy October 28, 2005

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Open load

Facial and swallowing respectively.

Did you see that new Riley Reid video on PornHub? She gets a huge open load all over her face! She's gonna need some Goo-b-gone to get that shit off.

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Emo Load

Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.

Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.

Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

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