circle jerk

a lot of work without accomplishing anything

Joe - How'd work go today?
Bob - It was like a 5 man circle jerk.
Joe - That bad huh?

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

Jerk Circle

when a bunch of guys sit in a circle and start to jerk off and see who can get closest to the middle

George always gets excited when hes in a jerk circle

by Masse September 25, 2005

jerk-off

Person who only think about doing stuff but never gets his thumb out of his ass and does it. A jerk-off.

07:17 <u{s}e{r}> raskolnikov is a very unbefitting nickname, you should be called joedouche or joejerk-off instead
07:19 <Raskolnikov> u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why
07:19 <Raskolnikov> OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it

by [u]{s}[e]{r} July 12, 2011

jerk me off

1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.

professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.

student: ohh jerk me offffff

by jennybaybee May 9, 2010

jerk jacket

A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.

Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.

Whoa, whoa, hold your horses there tiger, lemme get my jerk jacket on first!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Jerk circle

A jerk circle is performed when a group of guys form a circle and jerk off the person to the right of them. Sometimes there will be a woman in the middle of the circle.

Did you see Jackson last night? He was caught up in a jerk circle!

by chicken nugs r good May 25, 2017

circle jerk economy

An economy based on a circular exchange of money where finished goods are consumed and nothing of value is produced.

I'll be taking my half hour lunch break. I have to take the money I made from selling hamburgers to the people working at Walmart and go buy some junk from Walmart. Man, we live in such a circle jerk economy nowadays.

by alphasniper February 23, 2009