Instagasm

Premature ejaculation

we were going at it, and before he put it in, he instagasmed and went to sleep.

by Markie J August 9, 2009

Instacrap

The vast plethora of instant and frozen meals and other foodstuffs, loaded full of chemicals and salt, made from the reconstituted offcuts of various animals and packaged as a delicious, convenient alternative to proper cooking.

That woman in front of me at the checkout has a whole trolley load of instacrap.

by Moonriver March 12, 2010

instabust

When something so good happens you cant help but creaming your pants instantly.

Man when Sean Dockery hit that 3 as time expired over VT, the whole stadium instabusted!

by The Real Nard Dog March 27, 2011

insta-dome

Refers to when something is so badass or sexy that simply having it or wearing it will get you free sex from anyone. Think like axe body spray, only legit.

...dude that wicked new justice belt is pure insta-dome dude!

by Jeff Simonson August 5, 2007

insta-karm

Negative karma that occurs immediately after you have done something bad to someone else.

He got insta-karmed right after he made fun of that girl hitting her head on the wall; he hit his head even harder on the wall!

by heyyitsQ December 13, 2009

Instadamn

When some one posts something on Instagram and you are like damn! That was deep, clever, beautiful or otherwise remarkable.

What a instadamn your photo was!

by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014

Insta-Graham Cracker

1. A white guy who uses Instagram constantly.

2. A graham cracker iced to look like the Instagram logo.

Girl: Do you see Ryan? He's so hot, but he's such an Insta-Graham Cracker!
Guy: More like Insta-Whore. He just does it to score with Jessica.

by MyUsernameIsAlreadyInUse November 25, 2014