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Clutch Happy

When your foot keeps lifting the clutch up gradually when stationary, in traffic or at traffic lights wishing you could start moving again.
*Lifts clutch up halfway "dude I wish this fucking traffic would hurry up, I'm getting Clutch Happy
by the:)cock:)blocker December 25, 2010
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Happy Jab

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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crack happy

When you're on crack (a type of drug), you usually laugh and act a lot happier than you really should. Feeling crack happy is when you feel way happier about something than you really should.
A friend just gave you an M&M and you start jumping up and down like you've just won the lottery. Your friend says, "You're crack happy over that little M&M?"
by Alex Lennon October 31, 2007
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MUFFIN HAPPY

A severe craving for muffins, especially when you have the munchies.
"You ate THE WHOLE pan of muffins!?"
"Sorry I got muffin happy."
by zeus2008 January 11, 2009
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hand happies

When your so excited your hands start dancing uncontrollably
I've got hand happies thinking about the vacation!
by TheDoctorPseudonym March 19, 2020
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happy snake

noun: A cult icon which took in-class note-passing to a new level in the mid 80's through the mid 90's. Originating in Southern California, can be composed of any medium - paper, plastic, cardboard, leaves, etc. Most commonly used to rip on classmates, but had other unique disruptive uses that ranged from harmless (Naked Happy Snake) to moderately destructive to classroom infrastructure (Stuck-In-An-Overhead-Projector-Fan-Happy-Snake).

Happy snakes most commonly composed of a medium capable of being written on and contained the trademark happy snake with forked tongue. The message could be relevant to the medium it was composed of, or for passing insults and/or disrupting class.
"Is that a Tarie-Leaie-Stuck-In-A-Vise-With-A-Can-Tab-Stuck-To-It-While-Going-55MPH-Down-The-Highway-On-The-Back-Of-A-Maintenance-Truck Happy Snake?"

"Why yes, it is!"
by lb lb lb lb March 17, 2009
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Happy ending

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
by fukstik January 25, 2003
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