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Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.
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by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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I've been jabbed
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