Hammercock

Word that defines a mountain of a man who is endowed with a giant penis having considerable mass.

When That guy enters the room swinging his giant Hammercock, there will be no women left for the rest of us.

by StinkySteve April 29, 2014

hammered

To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".

"Wow Matt your really hammer!"
"Snow Hime snot...zzzzzz"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

Hammer and Sickle

The symbol of most modern Communist parties, often accompanied with a Red Star. Common in Italian graffiti.

Long live the Hammer and Sickle and the Proletariat Revolution!

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Hammer Pants

The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.

Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"

Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."

by tacticalgoose28 July 13, 2012

MC Hammer

1. A popular rapper who made alot of money, than turned around and realized he spent it all.

2. A fight move when you threaten and threaten until you really have to fight and the other guy realizes that you are a p*ssy. (How me and my homies use it.)

1. Mc Hammer: Can't touch this!
Guy: They shouldn't of let you touch the money.

2. Guy 1: What happened.
Guy 2: I MC Hammered a guy.

by Lil' Pimpin' June 1, 2006

hummel hammer

1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.

2. slang

shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.

Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.

by bamzcky April 10, 2005

hammer down

pentagon developed protocol referring to destroying an area to isolate an incident or event

PRYCE - If you wanna go out in this, I ain't gonna stop you. But you gotta know somethin'. The government's considering the Hammer Down protocol, which means they're willing to let this whole area go.
ROB - You mean Midtown?
PRYCE - No, I mean Manhattan.

by mike at DoD January 18, 2008