Liberty Caps

The hat worn by crazy French Revolutionaries, who were obsessed with the word "liberte'". The cap idea was stolen from the American Revolution, although they originate in Ancient Rome. They are often associated with the Freemasons, who played important roles in both revolutions.

Liberty Caps soon became synonymous with French patriotism and hatred of the aristocracy, just as Freedom Fries have become synonymous with Bushist "patriotism" and paranoia towards The French.

Ominously similar to those floppy hats worn by the Smurfs.

"A sea of red liberty caps swarmed about the guillotine." -Dickens "A Tale of Two Cities"

by El_Haggis September 08, 2006

scientologist

The fishie that took the bait and hasn't quite felt the hook.

I pity those Scientologists.

by El_Haggis September 13, 2006

paris hilton

Paris Hilton: TX: (PAIR-ass HEIL-tun)
1. A lazy rich bimbo/snob who thinks s(he) can do whatever s(he) wants because his/her Capitalist Pig daddy can pay for it. Aka The American Dream gone out of whack.

2. A bad word.

Paris Hilton: living proof that cash ain't everything.

Example 1. <The President's family is just full of Paris Hiltons.>

Example 2. <The Boston Strangler once murdered someone by stabbing her up the Paris Hilton.>

by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

Boston Strangler

(BAWHS-tun STRAYNG-lur)
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.

The Boston Strangler could be comparable to Jack the Ripper.

by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

neocon

The only kind of Republican that can justifiably be a called a nazi.

Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's Law is now obsolete.

by El_Haggis September 09, 2006

Monica lewinsky

One who enjoys cigars.

That mob boss sure is a Monica Lewinsky.

by El_Haggis September 13, 2006

Napolean

A transliteration of how they spell "Napoleon" in Russian. The two major figures opposed to the Russian Revolution, the liberal Kerensky and conservative Tsarist General Kornilov, were often called "The two Bonapartes" by the Bolsheviks.

Kerensky and Kornilov- Two Napoleans.
-"Oktabyr", by Russian filmmaker Sergei Eisenstein.

by El_Haggis September 09, 2006