Fosters

The worst of all beers.

Fosters??? I'd rather suck warm kangaroo piss out of a muddy hole...

by b1ackie July 17, 2013

flustercuck

Alternate spelling for clusterfuck.

All those problems together just make a flustercuck I don't want to solve.

by pjdkoch August 7, 2016

ren fester

noun. Defined as an American who either works at the Renaissance Festival or attends the Renaissance festival. If a man, he is out of shape and has long hair and a beard and makes Simpsons and Monty Python references constantly. If a woman, she has a muffin top and wears clothing that doesn't fit and does not shave her pits. Ren Festers also have a penchant for speaking in phony British accents while drinking Mead and Cider Beer. They also enjoy traditional Celtic music and dress, such as Druid capes and kilts. Ren Festers also like fantasy novels and play a lot of Dungeons and Dragons.

Look at that guy in cape drinking Mead! He must be a total ren fester.

by Znara March 6, 2008

anal fister

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.

"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"

by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015

jazlyn foster

A gamer girl with a medium sized heart and will always be there if you have food. She's amazing at drawing and is funny and adventurous. She's also creative and somewhat annoying at times. If you ever meet her don't let her go or you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Wow she's great at art!

Must be a Jazlyn Foster.

by lolingisbae May 14, 2015

gotta move faster

A phrase used in the In The Groove (ITG) dance game community to express the idea that no matter how fast they have rate modded a song, they need to move faster in order to be good.

Mad Matt: "I just passed One More Lovely on 1.1x rate."

Someone else: "Gotta move faster!"

by zakatakx December 2, 2009

Corey Foster

Tall, extremely nice, cuddly individual. Enjoys Skor bars, alexisonfire, marijuana,and, uncharacteristically, golf. At first, appears as the "one-punch-will-knock-you-out" type of guy, but once spoken to it is revealed that he is a quiet, shy, softspoken gentleman. Gives wonderful hugs, while at the same time can beat up anyone who looks at you cockeyed. Makes a substantially excellent escort.

that Corey Foster sure doesn't act like he's cock of the walk.

by Sarakore January 16, 2005