Handy Five-fetus

Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material

The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"

by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022

Deletus the Fetus

The act of punching a pregnant women in the gut, thus deleting the fetus

Man we cant afford an abortion guess I'll have to deletus the fetus.

by The Fetus Deleter April 20, 2022

Aborted Fetus

The act of getting a bloody nose while having sex, and letting it bleed all over your partner.

I loved it when my boyfriend rich gave me an aborted fetus

by Ivan Girderboot April 29, 2005

fetuses

plural for fetus (correct plural form)

joanne is impregnated with 10 fetuses

by TC April 23, 2003

thresh the evil fetus

To harvest olives.

After threshing the fetus, it's common practice in Greece for men to fill the orifices of lamb and sheep with their penises.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Fetus

Anyone under the age of 14.

Sorry Tommy, I can't come over and show you how to work the google on the internet machine to find definitions of words tonight... I've got to take care of my fetus, Abbott.

by Advocate for little people October 26, 2010

ass fetus

a baby that subsides within the human male's rectum. Caused by unprotected anal sex with other men. Results in premature ejaculation, a permanent erection, and a craving 4 delicious pastries. Results in loss of blood and loosened anal sphincter.

Tim Scott has an ass fetus

by Steve O February 11, 2004