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Mexican Facial

A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.

Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)
Most of that Mexican Facial I ordered ended up on Sophi's cheek.

Who drinks this stuff?
by Dr. Johnson October 14, 2008
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Facial Genocide

A sperm demonstration on a willingful (hopefully) victim. Many dead, no survivor, except the two interested protagonists.
A Facial Genocide would be most welcomed tonight, dear. Please proceed.
by BrillantJoel July 1, 2008
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Facially Challenged

Ugly. Can also mean non-photogenic.
I know that's a bad picture of me. They're all bad - I'm facially challenged.
by Mummanummamah April 8, 2010
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mexican facial

when recieving a blumpkin (look up if unknown), the finished turd splashes into the toilet bowl. Hence splashing on the Blumpkin givers face
Mary was giving me a blumpkin and i had lots of bread to eat so i gave her a mexican facial. it was like a tsunami coming up that bowl
by bobbypdx January 8, 2012
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Vietnamese Napalm Facial

A move where the man pretends to ejaculate, but instead shoots Sriracha sauce all over his woman's face.
"Dude, last night, she left crying."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."
by RandD September 3, 2012
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Chocolate facial

The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples of the man or woman are cut off and placed on the eyes, like cucumbers are in a regular facial.
Dude what happened to your nipples? And why do you smell like bigfoot's dick?

Aww man, my girl gave me a Chocolate facial last night. It hurt like a bitch.
by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008
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farilla

on the farilla, my nigga
by Nate June 2, 2003
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