Humpty Dumpty Dumbass

A person whose IQ points are so low it's funny - anyone who has an IQ score of 70 or below is considered this.

Person 1 (Humpty Dumpty Dumbass): I was supposed to cook a pie today and it said to put it at 120 degrees, I measured a protractor to 120 degrees, and it didn't even feel warm to the touch after I set a timer for one hour! It melted! It said on the package set at 120 degrees for 45 - 60 minutes!! I'm suing McCain's for making a pie that doesn't cook and just sits in your oven like a pile of shit!!!!

Person 2: Holy fucking shit Kyle I told you this a thousand times! Your oven has a button that says "Bake" and you press it to set the degrees in celsius or fahrenheit, NOT A FUCKING MEASUREMENT ON YOUR STUPID NO FUCKING GOOD PROTRACTOR!! HUMPTY DUMPTY DUMBASS!

by beeytch\ April 18, 2017

ketchup and dumplings

Eating a girl out on her period

Have you ever had ketchup and dumplings?

by Godzilla January 4, 2015

H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.

H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.

by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

Dumple

Latin- reffering to a pertruding lump in the pants. Sometimes often known as a semi. Tucking a hard on side-ways or just behind the elastic of one's underwear. Easily reffered to as a Dick lump ridding the ICK and adding the UMP, but who cannot forget the D. Often seen highly in the early 90's of the nearly extinct biker shorts.

(In class)
"Ronald can you come to the board and solve this problem?" ask the teacher.
Ronald: "Umm I think so"
Teacher: "Ronald are you coming up here?"
(Ronald downplays his semi and slowely tucks away the evidence.) (in his head... Damn I'm wearing boxers)
(Ronald stands up and pulls his shirt down over his waist line, calmely turning his poker into a DUMPLE.
Ronald says to himself, " Whoo that was a close one."

"Everyone look at Gary's small DUMPLE!"

Gary- "It's not fair this swimming pool is cold I swear!"

Latoya- "call me silly or call me Latreikaebonikacoya if that aint the biggest Dumple I've ever seen!"

by MR.DUMPLE (DJ)YAK September 30, 2005

turtle dumpling

The action when an african american has sex with an old white woman , and they hump very slow......

holy **** that guys givin her a turtle dumpling!!

by jamesa December 31, 2007

dumpy

(adj.) Pertaining to an object, person or other creature whose appearance suggests that he/she/it was obtained from, or dwells in, a dump.

Your mom is dumpy.

by Dr Fruitcake June 9, 2005

Dumple

A round sorta of rolly polyish thing covered in fuzz. and that is just about it.

Ilan: "Yo Ezra, you are quite a dumple."
Ezra: "Fuck You!"

by CairBear August 25, 2007