crank skank

a girl or woman who is addicted to meth or crank that will perform sexual acts for the drug when she is out of money.

Janelle blew Joey for a line of meth. She is a total crank skank.

by angholio November 5, 2006

Crank Yankers

A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Crank Walk

When the crankshaft of a car has excessive lateral play.

An eclipse is not exactly like a Ferrari, for a Ferrari has no crank walk.

by mr.maps August 10, 2009

pussy crank

a pussy who thinks he is tough

dj feld

person 1:"you pussy crank come up with me and check it out"
person 2: "(in their head-o shit im too scared to go) fine, ok"

by ethan k May 1, 2006

Crank that Benjamin

to do a girl with bifocals on, you pull out and jizz on her hair and electrocute it

that girl was pissing me off so i proceeded to Crank that Benjamin on her

by mister Chad March 24, 2008

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.

John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.

by BSF0708 April 2, 2008

crank it

The act of masturbating, especially after a hard days work.

Student 1: Thank god class is done. Glad to be going home.
Student 2: Ya. You going home to crank it?
Student 1: Pretty much.

by sansaman April 24, 2006