clusterflake is the social phenomenon characterized by a buttload of people just not showing up, typically so sporadically, in such numbers, and with so little advance warning that the original plan or plans are thrown into disintegrating disarray. (syn: cluster flake)
"Despite a week's notice more than half the movie group clusterflaked, most without even calling."
"We'd arranged a big dinner, followed by a meet with another crew, then all hit a party downtown. Three people showed up in total, the whole night. It was a complete cluster flake."
A mechanical device or machine that may do it's job, but it:
-Looks like it was designed by a 5 year-old.
-Has a gazillion parts to do a simple job, with many extraneous parts that don't do anything but try to look pretty.
-Breaks down more often than not.
-Makes loud or weird movements or noises, burns up, slows down then stops in the middle of something, or generally falls apart before completing it's mission.
Man, did you see that klusterfuck of a mufflerTony put on his Toyota?
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there with beer and sausage. It was a Bavarian Cluster Fuck
a big, old, crazy-disorganized mess. some may compare to clusterfuck but clutterfuck is a bigger commodity, as a cluster is a small mass of a mess or mishap and a clutter is a bigger, disorganized mess.