A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)
Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?
You: taste my champagne wench.
The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
You: taste my champagne wench.
The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
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A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.
See crunck and first world problems.
See crunck and first world problems.
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Now Sober guy- I don't know! I was too plastered to remember.
Sober guy- That's one nasty champain you've got there. You might wanna get it checked out.
Now Sober guy- I don't know! I was too plastered to remember.
Sober guy- That's one nasty champain you've got there. You might wanna get it checked out.
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