Butt Fuck Nowhere 

Butt Fuck, Nowhere. Like an address. Refers to same coordinates as Middle of Nowhere and BFE. Also see Timbuktu which is actually a place.

I didn't stop to get gas and got stranded in Butt Fuck Nowhere!

Butt Fuck Nowhere by SmartAssKate May 24, 2006

Butt Smuggler 

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.

Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!

Butt Smuggler by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

butt-dyno 

A device which implements a human being's rear-end to report a vehicle's performance in acceleration or engine power.

My butt-dyno says it's faster!

butt-dyno by Steve October 21, 2003

Butt to butt challenge 

the butt to butt challenge is where you go asshole to asshole and try to shit into the other persons buttpipe

Mike and Jim made s huge mess in the shower during their butt to butt challenge.

Butt to butt challenge by Dirty Dickerson June 4, 2017

Butt lord 

A jerk of truly epic proportions. Also a real beeyotch. Almost always thinks he's better then everyone else. Don't be a butt lord.

Guy 1: Here comes our manager. He makes us work while he sits on his ass and farts.

Guy 2: what a butt lord!

Butt lord by jb2701 December 10, 2018

Butt Trumpet 

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole

My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass

Butt Trumpet by Littlefuckfucker69 May 31, 2019

butt bartering

(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.

The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.

butt bartering by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022