2 definitions by SmartAssKate

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A person who referees baseball games and enforces the rules; usually does not have a girlfriend because they are too busy fucking up games.
My brother, Brent: "Man, I need a girl. I've been invited to two weddings and I have no one to go with!"

Me: Girls don't dig umpires.
by SmartAssKate June 18, 2005
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Butt Fuck, Nowhere. Like an address. Refers to same coordinates as Middle of Nowhere and BFE. Also see Timbuktu which is actually a place.
I didn't stop to get gas and got stranded in Butt Fuck Nowhere!
by SmartAssKate May 17, 2006
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